Tempest’s Wild Birthday Bash Shuts Down GCW Site?
Geeks and Freaks Accidently Dismantle Site in Celebratory Hack-fest at GCW Star’s Party?
By Jimmy Brazzo Apr 2 2010
While Tempest has never been known in the wrestling world for doing anything in the usual way, it seems her April Fool’s birthday party went off the chain when the guests started trying to one up each other playing various cyber-pranks across GCW’s web site. While it was difficult to tell exactly what was going on from the opposite rooftop through a telescope, it seems that the geek portion of the guest list (which also included wrestlers, musicians, a couple of movie stars, at least four transvestites, a host of construction workers, and a few circus acrobats) got wired on Red Bull and fire-roasted Peeps and began trying to out-hack each other. Tempest joined in between drinks of something blue and dancing to some very loud techno.
Later, your intrepid reporter discovered that JP Morgan Chase abruptly donated a whopping $2.2 million to UNICEF (a cause near and dear to Tempest’s heart), Amazon.com had been renamed Tempest-Kicks-Ass.com for roughly 34 minutes (her age this birthday), and I got to see when four nearby blocks were plunged into darkness only to have the power start blinking in time when the party burst out singing Happy Birthday. No idea what kind of cake it was, but it was very sparkly and was in fact decorated with lighted sparklers.
The morning after, I asked for comment and Tempest had this to say: (Well, after she said, "Jimmy Brazzo, you scum sucking piece of ****! Get out of my garbage cans before I call the cops!... Again") "I have awesome friends… who would never ever do such a thing! Ever… much. " That giggle, of course, leaves little doubt.
As an aside, AXEL Action appears to have been a guest as well and is recovering in the dumpster to my right.
-Reporting from curbside
Jimmy Brazzo
Lead Writer, Between the Dirtsheets
Later, your intrepid reporter discovered that JP Morgan Chase abruptly donated a whopping $2.2 million to UNICEF (a cause near and dear to Tempest’s heart), Amazon.com had been renamed Tempest-Kicks-Ass.com for roughly 34 minutes (her age this birthday), and I got to see when four nearby blocks were plunged into darkness only to have the power start blinking in time when the party burst out singing Happy Birthday. No idea what kind of cake it was, but it was very sparkly and was in fact decorated with lighted sparklers.
The morning after, I asked for comment and Tempest had this to say: (Well, after she said, "Jimmy Brazzo, you scum sucking piece of ****! Get out of my garbage cans before I call the cops!... Again") "I have awesome friends… who would never ever do such a thing! Ever… much. " That giggle, of course, leaves little doubt.
As an aside, AXEL Action appears to have been a guest as well and is recovering in the dumpster to my right.
-Reporting from curbside
Jimmy Brazzo
Lead Writer, Between the Dirtsheets